Exactly 4 Weeks have passed since i last had my Haircut and now my hair has grown to a considerable level, so i can boldly write about it without the fear of getting teased. If i write about my experiences with the Barber it will turn out like unto the experience of Stephen Leacock With the Photographer(Just recall, we had this in the prose section in our High school English) I have endured so many insults and mockings from the Barbers ever since i started going to the saloon.
For the same strange reason for which Leacock didn’t dare to speak to the Photographer i am also keeping quiet without answering the Barbers. Generally speaking the Barbers did not mean to insult me but their questions makes me to think so. What can i do other than keeping quiet, when i have copper coils instead of hair?? I’m trying my level best to make my Hair softer by applying more and more of coconut oil, but the hair appears soft only when there is oil but it becomes copper coil again when i take bath. But i have only one comfort, that is when i think of “CADI” originally known as “Ram Kumar”(The Man with a Natural Spikes)
Few questions posed at me by the Barbers are
“Idhu mudiyaa illa Kambiyaa???” After saying this he will take a new pair of Scissors.
“Thambi nee Powder companyla work panriyappa??” I don’t know why he asked me such a question, but he asks this question every time i go for Hair-cut. My guess is people working at powder factories get their hairs binded one against the other (probably sticking together) because of the fine powder particles. ( Romba yosikkareno??)
After he finishes the Hair-cut, i’ll be asked whether i’m satisfied with the Hair-cut. In return if i ask him anything like “Indha mudi yen ippadi surittikittu irukku idha sari panna mudiyaatha??” there will be a standard reply, “Indha mudiya onnum panna mudiyathu idhu appadi thaan” After that nothing saying, i’ll just get down give the money and walk away.
I decided not to speak much with the Barber, so i’ll just step in and sit in the chair, he will ask “Vazhakkam pola vettidalaama??” I’ll say ok, he will do whatever he likes and i’ll give the money and just walk away. After coming home, i have to endure the same song “Enna hair-cut idhu. paakave sagikkala”. I will just keep quiet, hmmm i’ll have no clue of what to do.
Romba torture panna Kazhuthai(Donkey) kooda pinnadi pona yetti udhaikkum, after all i am an human being. I kept thinking for a long time of what to do with my hair and my hair style (During School days i used to worry about the grey hairs that started popping up, but not now) And finally i decided for an action plan, that is to go for the ‘PUNK’ style Haircut
Actually deciding on having a PUNK style was not taken on a single day. I was inspired by a lot. Right from my Dad till my First-Cousins had PUNK style when they were at teenage. Even today my First Cousins and My Uncle have PUNK.
The Day came, it was the day before our HOD’s Marriage, Having decided about my HairStyle i walked towards the Saloon like “Singam ondru purappattathe” Stepped inside the Saloon and sat on the Chair, He asked me the usual question “Vazhakkam pola vettidalaama??” I immeadiately spurted out “NO, Punk cutting Vettunga”. The Moment i said this, he started Giggling, adding insult to my injury. But, he didn’t say a word, and started with his work.
If he does not know what is PUNK he should have told me (or) If he does not want me to have PUNK he should have told me (or) If he was not in a good mood he could have told me. Hmmmm, atleast he could have openly said no to my request. I closed my eyes in order to avoid hair(copper coils) falling into my eyes and started dreaming about my All New PUNK Style.
“Enna Koduma Idhu”- this was my Reaction when i opened my eyes after the hair-cut, to see my All New PUNK Style. What a total damage to my Image that man has done. In Tamil there is a saying “உள்ளதும் கெட்டதுடா நொள்ள கண்ணா” (Ullathum kettahuda Nolla kanna”) my state was exactly the same, my so called Old hairstyle seemed far far better than my All New PUNK Style . I heard the same song at Home, “Enna idhu satti kavutha maadhiri irukku
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Never ever my Hair Style have caught so much attention among my friends circle. Everyone started asking me “Enna Hair-cut panniya??” Even my Sister said “Andha Mudi konjam valandha nalla irukkum” . But slowly an steadily my hair has started growing, and now it’s time to go for the next Hair-cut. I really don’t know what to say to the Barber this time.
Readers please suggest me some good Hair Style, ungalukku kodi punniyama pogum.